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Monday, September 01, 2003
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid
I find myself sitting here, wondering why I sat up until 2am EST watching Spawn, a movie so terrible even Martin Sheen seemed ashamed to be associated with it.
But then, the fact that John Leguizamo was playing a short, 400 lb. villain should have tipped me off from the start.
I don't know what was worse: the barely comprehensible plot, the nails-on-a-chalkboard dialogue, the "I can't act my way out of a paper bag" performances turned in by the entire cast or the "Gee, we just got a copy of Alias Wavefront and Maya. Let's see what we can do!" special effects.
This movie just plain sucked, yet I seem to remember it getting decent reviews. What gives?
posted by ZaMoose at 9/01/2003 02:07:00 AM
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