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Thursday, April 03, 2003


I don't mean to rip this directly from The Corner, but it's too good not to repost here in its entirety:

I don't want to risk any US soldiers lives for a photo-op, but wouldn't it be awesome if we could get troops inside that briefing room during one of this joker's tirades.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, Iraqi Minister of Information: We have the criminal Zionist oil gang on the run! The mercenaries are being destroyed. Victory is at hand for the glorious nation of Iraq and our supreme leader Saddam Hu---

Sgt. Williams, US Special Forces: Excuse me sir, you're going to have to come with me.

al-Sahhaf: What? Get out of here! I am speaking to the media!

Williams: I'm afraid not sir. Say goodbye.

al-Sahhaf: Lying infidel! People of the world I ask you! Do you believe me or your lying eyes?"

Williams: Sir, seriously. Shut your pie hole or we'll be forced to shut it for you.

al-Sahhaf: Okay....[whispering] could I get one of those ready-to-eat meals?

posted by ZaMoose at 4/03/2003 03:32:00 PM